Thursday, June 23, 2005

Misconceptions

This post is about my previous post.

No, as my readers may misconcept, I may seem to hate kids. No i love them. I love kids. Their innocence is really Innocent? LOL. Dunno what to say. Just, they are so cute and innocent. ( I know when i say this, most probably the next moment I'm gonna be on the papers and some disgruntled mom will sue me when her kid gets lost and accuses me of keeping her child in my Neverland. )

I pity Jacko Wanko Wacko ( Yeah hes a wacky guy, he's got my cousin ) . All these media furore is driving him crazy, Life even commented if he can ever make a comeback. The former King of Pop is the King of Infamous now. Its really sad. He was wowing everyone when I didnt know how to read and write. Now that I know how to read and wank write, he is wowing everyone with his weird habits. Fame and fortune can really change people. Look at Saddam

Man I DO READ NEWSPAPERS. Recently, Saddam some GQ magazine ( Why not Maxim Kids Company? ) , reported that Saddam does his laundry and hates Froot Loops. Err. Yea I hate Froot Loops, Koko Crunch is better. I always thought that he ate Human Curry for breakfast, but no. Raisin Bran.


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No wonder he likes raisin bran. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION! Hes gonna turn himself into a living atomic bomb!

Gee.. Blogging can make or break some people. My heart goes out for Sarong Party Girl. YES I DO READ NEWSPAPERS. Just someone commented on her very beautiful and sexy pictures and it became a big matter. Like oh c'mon. Whats the BIG HOOHAH? If you feel offended by the pictures, then you:
1: Are gay
2: Are gay
3: Are gay
4: Like only children
5: Is all of them.
I take ur answer as 5.

Whats happening to the Blogosphere. Its been taken over by people who
1: Are too much into herself ( I take it as you know who i mean )
2: Copy pasted newspaper articles into his blog and still won a prize ( JeffOoi's Blog LOL )
3: Umm. People who dont apprieciate art?

While the much better ones such as Kennysia.com aint! Man if he's a Singaporean he'll own ALL the Mr's in Singapore. I feel for him.

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Irritating stuff.

Ok so yesterday i was at some Arcade at Jurong Point. What amazed me was the AMOUNT of people there. It was fking crowded. Nv seen a shopping centre like that before.
Maybe cause it was a Friday and yea, parents taking their kids out. Speaking about kids, there was SOOO many kids there. I felt so old man. But thats not the point.

K using my resourcefulness, i found the arcade without much difficulty. Made my Tapz VIP and went to the Ghost Squad machine. In case you dont know what Ghost Squad is, its the game which made Mervin from 4e4 ZHSS spend 2 dollars on and lasted only 20 secs. LOL. Well. I had a few good games. BUT, something happened!

As usual i was Soloing the few missions and just then, some kid and i mean SOME KID juz came in and OHH SO HAPPILY TAPPED HIS CARD AND JOINED INTO MY GAME. Who ever taught him to tap the card should be castrated. It really pissed the usual nice self off. But I din ask him to go away. Well, when he came in, i was doing Misson 2 already. And i went on my usual HOSTAGE route. WTF. What a mistake i made. Being the 'all-so-gunho' KID he is, he went on a killing spree OF the hostages. Like wtf. Too bad he didnt kill himself killing the hostages, he merely MISSED them. Thank god. But if he ever dies, i guess everyone looking behind will be like, accusing me of bullying a small little kid? Like C'mon!. So i kinda failed that hostage part thanks to his gunghoness.
On to mission 3. Yea ohhh sooo greatttttt his mother came and asked him to go home. AND HE DID. And now i was like 1 player on a 2 player difficulty game?
But it was really irritating. Its worse then having KoonLiang as ur teamate for gods sake !!! jk.

Not all about it tho. People was like thinking i spent that extra money for a bullet tanker. WTF. Do i look like i need one? And, due to the extra player, i had to fight the last boss on a two player difficulty. Err, not funny cuz on 1 player needs 3 grenades while on two player need 6. 6 FKING GRENADES!!. Within the same time limit. Thank jesus i completed that.

Well, i noticed some similarities on kids when they play arcade games.
1: They quarrel.
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Its true lol. Last time at clementi, i saw like two 'good' friends on a two player game. Lets call player 1: X and player 2 : Y.
So it went. X and Y happily went to the arcade, put their cards in and started the game.
When all seemed well, Y got shot. He lost life. He got shot again. X shouted at Y and scolded him for his inability to aim properly. Eventually, after tanking all the shots, Y died.
Y used a continue and both of them were on the same team again. Now, X got shot a few times, and scolded Y for not saving him. Like WTF? You blamed Y for tanking all the shots for your inability to aim properly and now u got shot u blame him again. It was hiliarious. I didn know what to say. Heaven is fair but Kids will always be Kids.

2: They either button mash or spray at gun games.
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I'm sure many of you have seen but kids really button mash at games like Marvel Vs Capcom or Guilty Gear. No, I'm not saying button mashers never win, Bryan's MVC team got thrashed by a Dual Wolverine Masher team.
Button mashing is like squeezing a durian with ur bare hands hoping for some durian juice. You dont know what ya doing, but ya hoping for a result. I admit i used to button mash. But there are like too many kid mashers around. Some kids even mash a game like MushiKing? You know that Beetle Scissors Paper Stone game? Some mash that. LOL. Well, they have a 33 and 1/3 chance of winning so.. yea.
Well some kids really can spray well but. I dont know. It shouldnt be that way!

3: Kids are cheap asses.
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Its damn fking true. And so i was waiting for my turn at the GS machine. And so i saw two kids playing two player. One already had the lvl 99 gun. But, his aiming was like, a hunter deprived of sex? It was really shoot bird! You get what i mean. My initial conclusions was that 1: He either smoked through to get to lvl 99. 2: seems unlikely but, he stole the card.
Sad to say, after seeing the high score, i was really right. He stole the card. On the card was like a high score of 950+k, which IS alot and is world ranking class. Only not more then 10 Singaporeans can get to the 1million scoreline and 950k is already 1337. But, to get to that, its not easy. And KIDS WITH SUCH AIMING can never get to that score. Damn cheap. Fact or Fiction? FACT

4: WOO THE END!~

Tired

I'm kinda tired from my 1st time trip to Juroung POint. Went there to level up my Ghost Squad character. Not bad. Leveled 10 times. Funnies coming up tmr. Too tired to blog.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

New Blog

K everyone. I've changed my blog. I'm NO MORE RACIST YOU FRIGGING NIGGA BRUDDERS!. Yea. No more racist.
Well, i closed it too cuz of some unwanted exposure. No it aint my friends but my relatives LOL. haha. yeps. Nah, maybe i'll leave it to rot instead of closing it.
Remember. Holla guys!